What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?